UCLA Gives Lindsay Lohan the Boot
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Here you are looking at the building where Lindsay Lohan spent stage two of her “prison sentence”. She spent thirteen days in jail, and not that long in the UCLA Medical Center where she was ordered to serve the remaining days of her 90 day sentence. But it looks like she got a little bit of the star treatment, either that or they just plain got tired of her, as she has been let go of this institution early as well. But it’s not just star whining that got her there, the doctors at the UCLA Medical Center say, we just don’t have a reason to keep her. Were they supposed to be looking for one? We thought the court ordered sentence actually WAS a reason, apparently not. Yes, this is exactly what Lindsay Lohan needs: her golden-child complex reinforced. Doctors at the UCLA Medical Center have concluded she isn’t addicted to drugs or alcohol, sources tell TMZ, because why should anything about Lindsay Lohan not be an international headline, let alone her medical records? The newly blonde menace has been taken off the amphetamine Adderall after doctors determined she does not, in fact, have attention-deficit disorder. This poor little angel has just been popping the prescription medication, desperately hoping it will help her focus on her responsibilities (dancing on banquettes, giving The Insider tours of her shoe hoard), and instead it’s just been getting her high! How unintentional! She’s not bipolar either, as the rehab Judge Marsha Revel selected, Morningside, had ruled. She does have a personality disorder, according to the UCLA doctors. Personality disorders include narcissism, antisocial personality, and borderline personality, which is characterized by fear of abandonment, intense and unstable relationships, and inappropriate anger. Just as an example. The UCLA people who have been so charmed by the tortured innocent that is Lindsay are recommending she only spend 30 of the 90 days she was sentenced to in rehab at the very most, TMZ reports. So far she has spent 18 days in rehab. Her lawyer will be meeting with the new judge, Judge Elden S. Fox, any day now to discuss how her sentence is going. At this rate, Lindsay could be out in time to host a Vegas Labour Day party! I’ll bring the Adderall!
